Desperately Seeking for Job!

Reasons Why One Should Be a Congressman
1. Regular sessions only last from Mondays to Thursdays! (sessions usually start after lunch!)
2. Multiple voluntary recesses in a year! (more vacations than a student!) the longest one is during campaign period--no sessions from Feb to June!
3. Approx. P200 MILLION pork barrel per congressman a year! and you can do ANYTHING you please with it! (just don't be caught if it's illegal, hehe)
4. Absent or Leave WITH pay!
5. 3 years in office (P200M x 3!) and you can stay there up to 9 years. hehe

Of course, these are the pros and i'm surely they certainly outweigh the cons like you can be arrested and compeled to go to sessions if you're always absent or the president can call sessions anytime she wants and you have to do give money to your constituents but hey, that's just part of work. hehehe. I wonder if i should run at age 25? hmmmm, maybe if i still don't have a job i will.