WARNING: DON’T READ WHILE EATING!
Here I am, surfing the net, eating prunes, drinking prune juice, just took 2 Chinese laxatives…you know what I'm up to! Hehehe, the problem is my stupid intestines don't seem to have a clue to what I'm up to! They're not helping me out!!! I have a VTR tomorrow and I can't have slow-minded intestines who will just get the message I'm sending them right now tomorrow morning! Argh! Eating all these prunes are making puke! I ate a banana a while ago but it's still not helping…boohoo!

I've had this problem probably since the day I was born or maybe as young as I can remember! Back in grade school, I remember having a "food allergy" which is a term I coined. This means that at a certain point after stuffing myself with food, I get an allergy: uncontrollable sneezing, having cold sweat, difficulty breathing, red and swollen face. The "medication" for this "allergy" would be to dispose of the food--too much food--that I took in! Afterwards, everything is back to normal.

After a while, when dieting entered my consciousness, I would go on for 4 or more days of not….. I didn't really notice so it didn't bother me much. Then, it became really really difficult, I became constipated to the point that I fainted due to the difficulty. Similar symptoms to my allergy but a bit worse with the fainting and seeing black part.

This "dark era" was uplifted when I discovered Herbalife! The Fiber and Herb tablets really helped me out, and for the time span that I was taking them, I amazingly had normal movement. Remembering this still brings me tears sometimes, because you can't imagine how tough it was for me. I really never thought it was possible for me to be 'normal' on this level.

Unfortunately now, I'm back to my normal eating habits which I presume lack the sufficient amount of fiber. I think Fibrosine is too weak for me, even the Colon Cleanse tablets don't work! Sometimes I wish I'd just have diarrhea, so it'll all be so easy. Of course, I'd be losing essential fluids, too. Sigh, life is unfair.

Wish me "success." I'm going to the restroom to try and try until I succeed!